|Not because Black Belt is suffocating in a Creep. Not because Fighter is trapped in the Armoire. She just really loved that MC Hammer song.|
|Don’t Piss Off the White Mage Either|
|Date Published||Sunday, August 25th, 2002|
|Previous Comic||Episode 187: The Great Compromiser|
|Next Comic||Episode 189: Do Not Keep Creep Near Open Flames|
Black Mage's Compromised plan goes into effect.
Cast Appearing[edit | edit source]
Setting[edit | edit source]
- In a forest, on the way to Pravoka
Script[edit | edit source]
|White Mage||Okay guys. If we work together, we can beat this thing.|
First, we'll have Fighter... er, where is Fighter?
|Red Mage||Er, ahem. Well...|
|Thief||See, the thing about that is...|
|Black Mage||(blue flames behind him, eyes glowing) Heh heh heh..|
|Black Mage dances on top of the Armoire of Invincibility.|
|Black Mage||Lookit me dancin' on top of Fighter's grave!|
C'mon, everybody! Do the Black Mage!
|Black Mage||'Specially you, White Mage!|
|White Mage||Get down from there at once!|
We've got to get Fighter out from under that thing! He could suffocate down there!
|Black Mage||I'm a dancin' machine up on the video screen! Dancin' like you never seen!|
|White Mage trembles in repressed rage.|
|Red Mage||I think she's shaking with unhinged rage.|
|Thief||Perhaps we should leap out of the way.|
|Black Mage||Toss your hands in the air like ya just don't care... that Fighter's dead. Heh heh, that's a killer--get it!|
|Red Mage and Thief leap out of the way.|
|Cut to Black Belt, still stuck in the Creep.|
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