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Episode 188
Not because Black Belt is suffocating in a Creep. Not because Fighter is trapped in the Armoire. She just really loved that MC Hammer song.
Not because Black Belt is suffocating in a Creep. Not because Fighter is trapped in the Armoire. She just really loved that MC Hammer song.
Don’t Piss Off the White Mage Either
Date Published Sunday, August 25th, 2002
Previous Comic Episode 187: The Great Compromiser
Next Comic Episode 189: Do Not Keep Creep Near Open Flames
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Black Mage's Compromised plan goes into effect.

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White Mage Okay guys. If we work together, we can beat this thing.
First, we'll have Fighter... er, where is Fighter?
Red Mage Er, ahem. Well...
Thief See, the thing about that is...
Black Mage (blue flames behind him, eyes glowing) Heh heh heh..
Black Mage dances on top of the Armoire of Invincibility.
Black Mage Lookit me dancin' on top of Fighter's grave!
C'mon, everybody! Do the Black Mage!
Black Mage 'Specially you, White Mage!
White Mage Grrr!
White Mage Get down from there at once!
We've got to get Fighter out from under that thing! He could suffocate down there!
Black Mage I'm a dancin' machine up on the video screen! Dancin' like you never seen!
White Mage trembles in repressed rage.
Red Mage I think she's shaking with unhinged rage.
Thief Perhaps we should leap out of the way.
Black Mage Toss your hands in the air like ya just don't care... that Fighter's dead. Heh heh, that's a killer--get it!
Red Mage and Thief leap out of the way.
Red Mage NOOOOO!
Thief
Cut to Black Belt, still stuck in the Creep.
Black Belt Help?
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