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Episode 189
Episode 189
Nice to see a different mushroom cloud for a change
Do Not Keep Creep Near Open Flames
Date Published Monday, September 2nd, 2002
Previous Comic Episode 188: Don't Piss Off the White Mage Either
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White Mage takes matters into her own hands.

Cast AppearingEdit


  • In a forest, on the way to Pravoka


White MageOh great spirit of the divine, grant me the forgiveness that I, in my fleshy weakness, cannot grant, and thus must perpetrate this act of violence against my fellow man.
Hammer in hand, White Mage jumps towards Black Mage.
ThiefBoy, I'm sure glad we're nowhere near that.
Red MageAnd how!
White Mage slams her hammer into Black Mage, shooting him in a fiery ball towards the Creep.
Black MageOuch
ThiefOut of curiosity, how vulnerable is this creepy thing to fire spells?
Red Mage(holding a copy of Nintendo Power) Well, let's see. The book says...


When ye attacke the monstyr Creep with thyne spells of fyre, yea, viktory shall be unto thee post haste. But only do so at a considerable distence.
The Creep explodes with a KA SPLART!, tossing the Light Warriors, Black Belt, White Mage and the airmoire of invincibility in the air.
Red MageI suppose our distance wasn't considerable enough.
ThiefIt even dies with a gross sound effect.
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