| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 191 Real | |
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| One-hit KO | |
| They Both Did Their Research | |
| Date Published | Monday, September 9th, 2002 |
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Red Mage thinks he can free Fighter from his armoire-y prison.
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- In a forest, on the way to Pravoka
Script[]
| Red Mage | I know how we can free Fighter from his armoire-y prison! Behold! |
| A diagram shows the basics of Quantum Fluctuation of Space. Below that is a picture of two very familiar looking quantum physicists. | |
| Red Mage | I will simply transfer all of my stat points into my int rating, invent, and master, quantum mechanics, and then construct a device that will redescribe the armoire's weight on a quantum level so we can move it off of Fighter! |
| Red Mage | The experience gained from such a well thought out plan would be astronomical! |
| Red Mage | It's almost too easy. |
| Thief | Yet another work of genius, Red Mage. |
| White Mage | You're a true asset to our cause. |
| Black Belt | Darn that uncertainty principle! It always gets me lost. |
| Black Mage | I would like to interject some constructive criticism in regards to this alleged plan of yours, RM. |
| Red Mage | By all means! |
| Black Mage | First, and I mean this in all sincerity, you are an idiot. This plan, much like all your other ones, is unnecessarily complex unto impossibility. In conclusion, your intellect is lacking and your personal hygiene is poor. |
| Black Mage | I mean, hell, we could probably just tip the damn thing over and Fighter would be-- |
| The cabinet door of the armoire smacks into Black Mage's head. Fighter's head appears in the cabinet. | |
| White Mage | Well that was easy. |
| Red Mage | Alas, quantum mechanics plan alpha, the day was not ours. |
| Fighter | Ta-da! Er, sorry 'bout that hit Black Mage. |
| Black Mage | I didn't need all those teeth anyway. |
| Fighter | Ya missed one. |
Trivia[]
- Quantum Fluctuation is when the amount of energy in a certain point of space, inadvertently changes and then switches back. Needless to say, it has nothing to do with what Red Mage described.
- There is a typo in the comic. Criticism is misspelled as Criticsim.