8-Bit Theater
Episode 194
Episode 194
It's like Psycho without the shower... or Janet Leigh
It’s Brighter ‘Cause There’s a Full Moon
Date Published Friday, September 20th, 2002
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The Light Warriors put the tent barracks up.

Cast AppearingEdit


  • In a forest, on the way to Pravoka


FighterWe finally got the tent up.
Black MageHeh. Tent? Don't you mean the "barracks"?
Fighter(looking at the tent) No, I'm pretty sure it's just a tent.
A barracks would probably be a much larger, more permanent structure.
Black MageWhy do I even try to share my fabulous wit with you?
Red Mage rushes to Black Mage, knocking Fighter over.
FighterNot again.
Red MageWhat's going on here!
Black MageWell, we finished the "building". Your alleged barracks.
Red MageThat was yesterday, what have you done for me today?
Black MageYesterday?! It was like five minutes ago.
Red MageYou've been idle for five minutes?! Do you have any idea how far behind that puts us?!
Black MageApparently not, no.
Fighter(on the floor) This sand tastes like dirt...
Red MageWe're defenseless! We could be wiped out by a horde of orcs or a legion of undead!
Or, terror of terrors, a legion of hordes of undead orcs!
And it'll be your fault! So what are you going to do?
Black Mage(holding his knife) Well...
Black Mage(thinking what White Mage would say:-)
White MageBlah blah blah, Black Mage, blah blah, blah, stabbity, blah blah, I would never date a horribly violent living incarnation of evil,
Black MageDammit! She's right.
Black Mage looks to his right to see White Mage scowling at him.
Black MageEr...
Black Mage(to Red Mage) Let us discuss our plan in the safety of the tent.
Red MageBarracks.
Black MageWhatever.
Red Mage and Black Mage enter the tent. Black Mage prepares to stab Red Mage in the back.
Red MageWhy do I have to face the other way for you explain the plan?
Black MageTrust me.
Fighter(to White Mage) It's so good to see them getting along.
White MageIsn't it?
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