| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 194 | |
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| It's like Psycho without the shower... or Janet Leigh | |
| It’s Brighter ‘Cause There’s a Full Moon | |
| Date Published | Friday, September 20th, 2002 |
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The Light Warriors put the tent barracks up.
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- In a forest, on the way to Pravoka
Script[]
| Fighter | We finally got the tent up. | ||
| Black Mage | Heh. Tent? Don't you mean the "barracks"? | ||
| Fighter | (looking at the tent) No, I'm pretty sure it's just a tent. A barracks would probably be a much larger, more permanent structure. | ||
| Black Mage | Why do I even try to share my fabulous wit with you? | ||
| Red Mage rushes to Black Mage, knocking Fighter over. | |||
| Fighter | Not again. | ||
| Red Mage | What's going on here! | ||
| Black Mage | Well, we finished the "building". Your alleged barracks. | ||
| Red Mage | That was yesterday, what have you done for me today? | ||
| Black Mage | Yesterday?! It was like five minutes ago. | ||
| Red Mage | You've been idle for five minutes?! Do you have any idea how far behind that puts us?! | ||
| Black Mage | Apparently not, no. | ||
| Fighter | (on the floor) This sand tastes like dirt... | ||
| Red Mage | We're defenseless! We could be wiped out by a horde of orcs or a legion of undead! Or, terror of terrors, a legion of hordes of undead orcs! And it'll be your fault! So what are you going to do? | ||
| Black Mage | (holding his knife) Well... | ||
| Black Mage | (thinking what White Mage would say:-)
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| Black Mage | Dammit! She's right. | ||
| Black Mage looks to his right to see White Mage scowling at him. | |||
| Black Mage | Er... | ||
| Black Mage | (to Red Mage) Let us discuss our plan in the safety of the tent. | ||
| Red Mage | Barracks. | ||
| Black Mage | Whatever. | ||
| Red Mage and Black Mage enter the tent. Black Mage prepares to stab Red Mage in the back. | |||
| Red Mage | Why do I have to face the other way for you explain the plan? | ||
| Black Mage | Trust me. | ||
| Fighter | (to White Mage) It's so good to see them getting along. | ||
| White Mage | Isn't it? | ||