| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 195 | |
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| Textuality and Time | |
| Date Published | Monday, September 23rd, 2002 |
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The Light Warriors put another tent barracks up.
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- In a forest, on the way to Pravoka
Script[]
| Twenty minutes later... | |
| Fighter and Black Mage are standing beside a blue tent. | |
| Fighter | So why did we have to set up this other tent? |
| Black Mage | The first one got... not good. |
| Nineteen minutes ago... | |
| Red Mage is lying in a pool of blood. The green tent is also stained with blood. Black Mage walks out of the tent holding a bloody knife. | |
| Black Mage | Doot doot doot, hey White Mage! |
| back to present time. | |
| Fighter | Oh yeah. But then she made you clean it... |
| Sixteen minutes ago... | |
| Black Mage is inside the green tent scrubbing it clean. | |
| Black Mage | Stupid White Mage makin' me do stuff I don't wanna. |
| Back to present time. | |
| Fighter | ...so that can't be why we had to put up this tent. |
| Black Mage | Look! The point is is that we had to get a second tent up. You don't have to worry about who propositioned who for hot mage love. |
| Ten minutes ago... | |
| White Mage | Not even if it's the cure for cancer. |
| Black Mage | There's only one way to find out! |
| White Mage | I'm going to have my own tent. |
| Black Mage | Only one way, baby! |
| White Mage | My own tent. |
| Back to present time. | |
| Fighter | Well, I guess we oughta tell White Mage that her tent is finished and then retire to ours. |
| Black Mage | That's a great idea if you can ignore the fact that our tent still reeks of industrial strength cleaners. |
| White Mage | We could tell a story to pass the time until your tent de-stinkifies. It's a fun group activity. You get a group together and each person makes up a part of the story. We used to do it all the time at my temple. |
| Black Mage | Would that be before or after the nightly lingerie pillow fight? |
| Black Mage thinks of White Mage in her underwear. | |