| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 199 | |
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| Me so offended! Karate Chop Brack Mage-san! | |
| We Have Reached a New Low | |
| Date Published | Wednesday, September 2nd, 2002 |
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Black Mage insults every person living in Eastern Asia.
Cast Appearing[]
- White Mage
- Black Mage Evilwizardington (dressed as Black Belt)
- Black Belt (naked)
- Thief
Setting[]
- White Mage's Tent
- In a forest near Pravoka
Script[]
| White Mage | (praying) Prayer mumble Gods of Light whisper prayer |
| White Mage | I'm sorry, where was I, Black Belt? |
| Black Mage | (East Asian accent) YOU THANKING VERY MUCH BRACK BELT-SAN! |
| Silence... | |
| Black Mage | (thinking) She's totally falling for it! |
| White Mage | (putting her hood back on) I know I will regret it, but nevertheless, I must look. |
| Black Mage | (East Asian accent) ME SO HONGRY! FIND DOG FOR SOUP! |
| White Mage turns around. | |
| White Mage | What are you doing? What made you think this was a good idea? For the Gods' sakes, you've still got your mage hat on! Did you think I wouldn't notice?! |
| Black Mage | I was hopin'. |
| White Mage | And what have you done with Black Belt? |
| Cut outside. Black Belt is outside stark naked, with Thief. | |
| Black Belt | You want how much for a pair of robes? I'll never pay! |
| Thief | Oh, but I think you will. |
| Back inside the tent. | |
| White Mage | And why, why would you use that atrociously offensive accent?! Black Belt isn't Asian! And even if he was, they don't talk like that! |
| Black Mage | (East Asian accent) OHHH. ME SO SORRY! |
| White Mage | Are there no depths that you won't sink to? |
| Black Mage | We won't know 'till we get there! |
| Back outside to Black Belt, who is still naked. | |
| Black Belt | Don't judge! It's cold out here. |