8-Bit Theater
Episode 199
Episode 199
Me so offended! Karate Chop Brack Mage-san!
We Have Reached a New Low
Date Published Wednesday, September 2nd, 2002
Previous Comic Episode 198: No Good Can Come of This Either
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Black Mage insults every person living in Eastern Asia.

Cast AppearingEdit


  • White Mage's Tent
  • In a forest near Pravoka


White Mage(praying) Prayer mumble Gods of Light whisper prayer
White MageI'm sorry, where was I, Black Belt?
Black Mage(thinking) She's totally falling for it!
White Mage(putting her hood back on) I know I will regret it, but nevertheless, I must look.
Black Mage(East Asian accent) ME SO HONGRY! FIND DOG FOR SOUP!
White Mage turns around.
White MageWhat are you doing?
What made you think this was a good idea?
For the Gods' sakes, you've still got your mage hat on!
Did you think I wouldn't notice?!
Black MageI was hopin'.
White MageAnd what have you done with Black Belt?
Cut outside. Black Belt is outside stark naked, with Thief.
Black BeltYou want how much for a pair of robes?
I'll never pay!
ThiefOh, but I think you will.
Back inside the tent.
White MageAnd why, why would you use that atrociously offensive accent?! Black Belt isn't Asian! And even if he was, they don't talk like that!
Black Mage(East Asian accent) OHHH. ME SO SORRY!
White MageAre there no depths that you won't sink to?
Black MageWe won't know 'till we get there!
Back outside to Black Belt, who is still naked.
Black BeltDon't judge! It's cold out here.
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