|Me so offended! Karate Chop Brack Mage-san!|
|We Have Reached a New Low|
|Date Published||Wednesday, September 2nd, 2002|
|Previous Comic||Episode 198: No Good Can Come of This Either|
|Next Comic||Episode 200: Thief Likes Money|
Black Mage insults every person living in Eastern Asia.
Cast Appearing[edit | edit source]
Setting[edit | edit source]
- White Mage's Tent
- In a forest near Pravoka
Script[edit | edit source]
|White Mage||(praying) Prayer mumble Gods of Light whisper prayer|
|White Mage||I'm sorry, where was I, Black Belt?|
|Black Mage||(East Asian accent) YOU THANKING VERY MUCH BRACK BELT-SAN!|
|Black Mage||(thinking) She's totally falling for it!|
|White Mage||(putting her hood back on) I know I will regret it, but nevertheless, I must look.|
|Black Mage||(East Asian accent) ME SO HONGRY! FIND DOG FOR SOUP!|
|White Mage turns around.|
|White Mage||What are you doing?|
What made you think this was a good idea?
For the Gods' sakes, you've still got your mage hat on!
Did you think I wouldn't notice?!
|Black Mage||I was hopin'.|
|White Mage||And what have you done with Black Belt?|
|Cut outside. Black Belt is outside stark naked, with Thief.|
|Black Belt||You want how much for a pair of robes?|
I'll never pay!
|Thief||Oh, but I think you will.|
|Back inside the tent.|
|White Mage||And why, why would you use that atrociously offensive accent?! Black Belt isn't Asian! And even if he was, they don't talk like that!|
|Black Mage||(East Asian accent) OHHH. ME SO SORRY!|
|White Mage||Are there no depths that you won't sink to?|
|Black Mage||We won't know 'till we get there!|
|Back outside to Black Belt, who is still naked.|
|Black Belt||Don't judge! It's cold out here.|
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