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| Episode 202 | |
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| Sardapedia makes every effort to include as much nudity as possible | |
| Samurai Jack Action | |
| Date Published | Thursday, October 10th, 2002 |
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The Light Warriors have a somewhat... interesting night's sleep.
Cast Appearing[]
- Matoya
- White Mage
- Black Belt
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Thief
- Fighter McWarrior
- Red Mage Statscowski
Setting[]
- In a forest near Pravoka
- Matoya's Cave
Script[]
| All was well in the Light Warrior camp that night... | |
| Until... | |
| Cut to Matoya in her cave. | |
| Matoya | Gosh, I sure do hope those hapless passersby are able to get my crystal ball back so I can see again. This whole blindness thing is a real pain. I can't even tell what kind of poison I gave them, or how much I used. |
| Matoya | Oh well. If they are the Light Warriors after all then I guess they'll survive one way or another. There's nothing to worry about, really. The poison was diluted in a whole batch of cookies so they ought to be fine regardless. Unless of course I somehow managed to give them my nightbane poison, known as the most powerful, even deadly, hallucinogenic compound in the entire world. In which case, may wretched souls. |
| Close up on the phial of nightbane. It reads:-
Nightbane Endless nocturnal torment. Guaranteed! | |
| Cut back to the campsight. It is now daylight. White Mage walks out of her tent, followed by Black Belt. | |
| White Mage | My! What a wonderful night's sleep! There's nothing quite like sleeping under the stars. Under the tent tarp. Oh, and I want to thank you for keeping watch. |
| Black Belt | Think nothing of it, White Mage. It's part of the job. |
| White Mage | Hm, it looks like we're the first ones up this morning. |
| Black Belt | I don't know about that. Look, the Light Warriors' tent is empty! |
| Black Belt | Do you think they ditched us? |
| White Mage | Not likely, the armoire is still here. I doubt Fighter would leave it. |
| Black Belt | But where could they be? |
| Elsewhere... | |
| The Light Warriors are stark naked. | |
| Black Mage | Let us never speak of this again. |
| Thief | Agreed. |
| Fighter | |
| Red Mage | |