8-Bit Theater
Episode 203
The last meeting?
The last meeting?
Sometimes Fate Needs Help
Date Published Tuesday October 15th, 2002
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White Mage and Black Belt depart the Light Warriors after doing all the work for them

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White Mage Well, I suppose this is good bye, Light Warriors.
Though it is an honor to join you on your most holy quest to save the entire world...
We can't afford to meddle directly in your affairs.
Black Mage But you guys always meddle in our affairs.
Black Belt defeated the creep and, more importantly...
Red Mage And don't forget the time when White Mage healed me from the brink of death after the... difficulty... with my plan to defeat the werewolves.
Thief And we were standing in the Carnernia Courtyard when we first met White Mage, and that's where we met Red Mage who joined us. So, in effect, White Mage helped to define us all as the true Light Warriors.
Fighter Wow, I never thought of it like that before.
Black Belt and White Mage are always helping us out of a jam.
They're our own guardian angels.
Black Belt That is an interesting point, White Mage.
It seems that we are the ones doing all the foot work.
White Mage Don't you mean "leg work"?
Black Belt I don't tell you how to heal, you don't tell me how to kick.
White Mage Well anyway, I come from a very unique school of non-interference. See, what you do is... er...
White Mage RUN!
White Mage runs away, leaving Black Belt behind. She leans back in the panel to Black Belt.
White Mage I was talking to you by the way.
Black Belt Ohhhh. Okay, yeah. That makes more sense now.