| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 208 | |
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| Garland putting on his Drizz'l voice | |
| Look who's Back | |
| Date Published | Tuesday October 29th, 2002 |
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Garland joins forces with a pirate.
Cast Appearing[]
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Fighter McWarrior
- Thief
- Garland
- Bikke (first appearance)
Setting[]
- In a forest near Pravoka
- Bikke's Pirate Ship
Script[]
| As the Light Warriors neared the port town of Pravoka... | |
| Red Mage | (walking in the front) I wish to point out that I am adamantly opposed to the order in which we are walking. |
| ...An evil force gathered on the horizon. | |
| Cut to Bikke's pirate ship. | |
| Garland | MUWA HAHAHA! GUWA HAHAHA! UWEE HEHEHE! and er uh... NEENER NEENER! |
| Bikke | Yar! What be the hubbub, bub? |
| Garland takes a nonchalant glance followed by a conspiratorial check. | |
| Garland | I found a quarter and I'm not asking if it belongs to anyone. |
| Bikke | That's plain mean. Yar. |
| Bikke | And ye badguy voice be as vicious as the stormy sea, so says me. Hey, that rhymed, yar. |
| Garland | Well, I don't like to brag, but I am a villain after all. |
| Garland | I must admit however, that until recently I wasn't very good at it. I was even defeated by a band of heroes. But since that day I have felt... different. |
| Garland | Almost as if I have been soaring with evil determination! WOOOSH! It's like I'm at least twice as evil as I used to be! |
| Bikke | Twice as evil? From being defeated? And you're already up to petty theft? Yar. |
| Garland | Yup. |
| Bikke | You're not human! You're a thing! They grew you in a lab! I'll not meddle in such wanton deviltry and yar! My crew won't be your plaything! |
| Garland | I will be paying you, of course. |
| Bikke | Consider the lives of me crew to be forfeit. |
| Garland | I'm sure it won't come to that. |
| Bikke | It will if I says it will. |