|No, I said Drizz'l. Drizz'l!|
|The Pillage Boat|
|Date Published||Thursday October 31st, 2002|
|Previous Comic||Episode 208: Look Who's Back|
|Next Comic||Episode 210: The Pillage People|
Two villains deal in villainous business.
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Setting[edit | edit source]
- Bikke's Pirate Ship
Script[edit | edit source]
|Bikke||It's settled then.
Me and me mates will ambush these land lubber Light Warriors.
|Garland||You'll be rich and I'll be rid of those pesky heroes.
They who have hunted me relentlessly across this forsaken realm! They who have been my eternal foes for almost half a week! I shall revel in their horrible and very gruesome defeat!
|Bikke||Yar! Let us celebrate our villainous business relationship with a round of ale!|
|Garland||That may be easier said than done.|
Your pirates already pillaged this town for all it was worth.
|Garland||Me point, er, my point is that Pravoka is now a ghost town.|
|Bikke||So... if Pravoka be a ghost town because we stole everything, yar...
That means it's all back on me ship! I think I'll rename 'er "the party barge"!
But first let's take care of them Light Warriors.
|Bikke||Aye! They be like a thorny thorn in ye sidey side.|
|A flash of Lightning appears behind Bikke and brandishes a sword at Garland.|
|Bikke||Be ye makin' fun of me accent, sonny-jim? Yar.|
|Garland||Meep! A-accent? W-what accent? I don't hear any accent. Gulp.|