| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 209 | |
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| No, I said Drizz'l. Drizz'l! | |
| The Pillage Boat | |
| Date Published | Thursday October 31st, 2002 |
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Two villains deal in villainous business.
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- Bikke's Pirate Ship
Script[]
| Bikke | It's settled then.
Me and me mates will ambush these land lubber Light Warriors. |
| Garland | You'll be rich and I'll be rid of those pesky heroes.
They who have hunted me relentlessly across this forsaken realm! They who have been my eternal foes for almost half a week! I shall revel in their horrible and very gruesome defeat! |
| Bikke | Yar! Let us celebrate our villainous business relationship with a round of ale! |
| Garland | That may be easier said than done. Your pirates already pillaged this town for all it was worth. |
| Bikke | Ye point? |
| Garland | Me point, er, my point is that Pravoka is now a ghost town. |
| Bikke | So... if Pravoka be a ghost town because we stole everything, yar...
That means it's all back on me ship! I think I'll rename 'er "the party barge"! |
| Garland | Okay... But first let's take care of them Light Warriors. |
| Bikke | Aye! They be like a thorny thorn in ye sidey side. |
| Garland | Yar! |
| A flash of Lightning appears behind Bikke and brandishes a sword at Garland. | |
| Bikke | Be ye makin' fun of me accent, sonny-jim? Yar. |
| Garland | Meep! A-accent? W-what accent? I don't hear any accent. Gulp. |