8-Bit Theater
Episode 211
Pravoka Postcard
Pravoka Postcard
The Pillage Idiot
Date Published Tuesday October 5th, 2002
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No prizes for guessing who the Pillage Idiot is.

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The Light Warriors walk into Pravoka.
Black Mage Can someone explain to me why we didn't go with my hadoken plan?
Red Mage It was not in our particular idiom.
Black Mage What, you mean it wasn't a guaranteed failure?
Red Mage I don't have to take that kind of abuse.
Black Mage Yes you do.
Thief I fully understand your misgivings about this plan, BM, but trust me. It's truly for the good of the group.
Thief looks down and covers his mouth, as if he's mumbling under his breath.
Black Mage You just did that thing where you say something like "and by 'group' I mean 'me'," under your breath, didn't you.
Thief Hrm... can you prove that I did?
Black Mage Uh... I guess not.
Thief Then I suppose I didn't say that.
Black Mage I can only assume we're down here in Pravoka because Thief wanted to pillage the town personally without the need to be sneaky.
Thief I take offense at your slanderous allegations, BM.

(mumbling under his breath) Accurate though they may be.

Black Mage There! The bastard did it again! Didn't you hear him mumbling!?
Fighter No, I didn't hear anything.
Red Mage Hm, nor I.
Black Mage holds his hands in the air, then thinks for a bit, then holds his hands up again, then thinks again.
Black Mage Let's just go, okay?
I give up.
Thief That's more like it.
Fighter I think Black Mage is hearing things.
Red Mage He's probably suffering from insanity effects.
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