Episode 211: The Pillage Idiot

No prizes for guessing who the Pillage Idiot is.

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The Light Warriors walk into Pravoka.
Black Mage	Can someone explain to me why we didn't go with my hadoken plan?
Red Mage	It was not in our particular idiom.
Black Mage	What, you mean it wasn't a guaranteed failure?
Red Mage	I don't have to take that kind of abuse.
Black Mage	Yes you do.
Thief	I fully understand your misgivings about this plan, BM, but trust me. It's truly for the good of the group.
Thief looks down and covers his mouth, as if he's mumbling under his breath.
Black Mage	You just did that thing where you say something like "and by 'group' I mean 'me'," under your breath, didn't you.
Thief	Hrm... can you prove that I did?
Black Mage	Uh... I guess not.
Thief	Then I suppose I didn't say that.
Black Mage	I can only assume we're down here in Pravoka because Thief wanted to pillage the town personally without the need to be sneaky.
Thief	I take offense at your slanderous allegations, BM. (mumbling under his breath) Accurate though they may be.
Black Mage	There! The bastard did it again! Didn't you hear him mumbling!?
Fighter	No, I didn't hear anything.
Red Mage	Hm, nor I.
Black Mage holds his hands in the air, then thinks for a bit, then holds his hands up again, then thinks again.
Black Mage	Let's just go, okay? I give up.
Thief	That's more like it.
Fighter	I think Black Mage is hearing things.
Red Mage	He's probably suffering from insanity effects.