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8-Bit Theater | |
Episode 211 | |
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Pravoka Postcard | |
The Pillage Idiot | |
Date Published | Tuesday October 5th, 2002 |
Previous Comic | Episode 210: The Pillage People |
Next Comic | Episode 212: GTAFF: Pravoka City |
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No prizes for guessing who the Pillage Idiot is.
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The Light Warriors walk into Pravoka. | |
Black Mage | Can someone explain to me why we didn't go with my hadoken plan? |
Red Mage | It was not in our particular idiom. |
Black Mage | What, you mean it wasn't a guaranteed failure? |
Red Mage | I don't have to take that kind of abuse. |
Black Mage | Yes you do. |
Thief | I fully understand your misgivings about this plan, BM, but trust me. It's truly for the good of the group. |
Thief looks down and covers his mouth, as if he's mumbling under his breath. | |
Black Mage | You just did that thing where you say something like "and by 'group' I mean 'me'," under your breath, didn't you. |
Thief | Hrm... can you prove that I did? |
Black Mage | Uh... I guess not. |
Thief | Then I suppose I didn't say that. |
Black Mage | I can only assume we're down here in Pravoka because Thief wanted to pillage the town personally without the need to be sneaky. |
Thief | I take offense at your slanderous allegations, BM.
(mumbling under his breath) Accurate though they may be. |
Black Mage | There! The bastard did it again! Didn't you hear him mumbling!? |
Fighter | No, I didn't hear anything. |
Red Mage | Hm, nor I. |
Black Mage holds his hands in the air, then thinks for a bit, then holds his hands up again, then thinks again. | |
Black Mage | Let's just go, okay? I give up. |
Thief | That's more like it. |
Fighter | I think Black Mage is hearing things. |
Red Mage | He's probably suffering from insanity effects. |