|This is destined to fail|
|Red Mage Has It Figured Out|
|Date Published||Saturday October 9th, 2002|
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Red Mage does what he does worst.
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|Red Mage||Okay, I have diligently spent the last several moments forging a plan that will guarantee our victory. Ready?|
|Black Mage||Bring it? He's not calling us out, moron. Shush.|
|Red Mage||Thief, you will sneak aboard the pirate ship and steal all their weapons.|
|Thief||I think I already did, but anyway, I'm on it!|
|Red Mage||Fighter, you will slay them with your mighty Zodiac Kenshido prowess.|
|Fighter||(holding his sword) I like this plan!|
|Red Mage||Black Mage, you will provide heavenly artillery in the form of lightning while Fighter slaughters the stupid pirates.|
|Black Mage||I admit I was skeptical of this plan before, but now it appeals to me for some reason.|
|Red Mage||Okay! Let's rock, baby.|
|Black Mage||Hold up here, cap'n feather-hat.|
|Black Mage||You shut up. They can't all be classics. Anyway, what's Red Mage going to do?|
|Red Mage||To answer your question, BM, I will fulfill the role most vital to our success today.|
I'll be... well, it's a little like supervising, but completely different.
I'll stay in the back where I can observe the battle from afar and give commands to you, my troops, which reflect the ever changing face of war!
|Black Mage||I see. So you'll be supervising, then.|
|Red Mage||Er... while that's certainly one interpretation of the job I described, it is not, necessarily, a valid one.|
|Red Mage||Of course, in this case, it is.|
However I maintain that it could have been otherwise if conditions were different.
|Black Mage||Let's just go and kill the pirates already.|
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