Episode 214: Into Action... I think

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Episode 214
Yo ho ho and they're on the rum
Into Action... I think
Date Published	Tuesday October 12th, 2002
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The Light Warriors find a good vantage point to spy on the enemy.

Cast Appearing

• Red Mage Statscowski
• Black Mage Evilwizardington
• Thief
• Fighter McWarrior
• The nine pirates

Setting

• Pravoka

Script

The Light Warriors are on top of the port building, overlooking the pirate ship (except Black Mage, who is struggling to climb up). Nine pirates are working on the deck of the ship.
Red Mage	Here, atop the port building, is the ideal position to supervise from.
Black Mage	Mages are not built for climbing. I am living proof.
Black Mage finally gets on top of the building.
Red Mage	All right, team! Are we ready!
Fighter	YEAH!
Black Mage
Thief
Red Mage	Now go get those suckers.
Thief	Er... they appear to have been gotten already.
Red Mage	What?!
Thief	See for yourself.
All nine pirates have collapsed on the deck.
Fighter	We're so powerful, just our battlecry killed them!
Black Mage looks down, shrugs his shoulders and then holds his knife out ready to stab Fighter.