| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 216 | |
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| Calm down, dear. It's only a comic! | |
| Eeeeek! | |
| Date Published | Tuesday October 19th, 2002 |
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Bikke screams like a little girl.
Cast Appearing[]
- Thief
- The Nine Pirates
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Bikke
- Garland
- Fighter McWarrior
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
Setting[]
- Bikke's Pirate ship
Script[]
| Thief is rummaging through one of the pirates' belongings. | |
| Thief | Dum de dum... |
| Pirate | Hey... he took my wallet... |
| Thief thrusts his dagger in the pirate's back with a THUNK! | |
| Thief | And one more for good measure... |
| Red Mage walks behind Thief. | |
| Red Mage | Thif. You're still helping the poor scurvy stricken pirates, I see. |
| Thief | (still holding the dagger) Er...
Speaking in very broad terms... yes, your statement is correct. |
| Red Mage | That's so good of you, Thief. However, as the official superviser, I believe your talents would be better put to use searching the ship. We need to find Matoya's crystal thingie and fast. |
| A loud EEEEEK! is heard to the right of the panel. Cut to where the noise had come from. | |
| It's Bikke the pirate, terror of the inner seas! | |
| Bikke | Yar! |
| No offense, but it's kinda hard to take a guy seriously as the "terror of the inner seas" when he screams like a little girl. | |
| Garland walks towards Bikke. | |
| Bikke | Yar, did ye hear that? They think that was my scream, ye coward. Yar. |
| Garland | Sorry, but I got scared. |
| Meanwhile, inside the pirate ship... | |
| Black Mage and Fighter are here. | |
| Fighter | Did we find it yet? Did we find it yet? Did we find it yet? Did we find it yet? Did we find it yet? Did we find it yet? Did we find it yet? Did we find it yet? Did we find it yet? Did we find it yet? |
| Black Mage | Why isn't Thief down here yet? |