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8-Bit Theater
Episode 216
Calm down, dear. It's only a comic!
Calm down, dear. It's only a comic!
Eeeeek!
Date Published Tuesday October 19th, 2002
Previous Comic Episode 215: Don't Trust Stores That Can't Spell Their Own Business
Next Comic Episode 217: Thirsty?
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Bikke screams like a little girl.

Cast Appearing[]

Setting[]

  • Bikke's Pirate ship

Script[]

Thief is rummaging through one of the pirates' belongings.
Thief Dum de dum...
Pirate Hey... he took my wallet...
Thief thrusts his dagger in the pirate's back with a THUNK!
Thief And one more for good measure...
Red Mage walks behind Thief.
Red Mage Thif. You're still helping the poor scurvy stricken pirates, I see.
Thief (still holding the dagger) Er...

Speaking in very broad terms... yes, your statement is correct.

Red Mage That's so good of you, Thief.
However, as the official superviser, I believe your talents would be better put to use searching the ship.
We need to find Matoya's crystal thingie and fast.
A loud EEEEEK! is heard to the right of the panel. Cut to where the noise had come from.
It's Bikke the pirate, terror of the inner seas!
Bikke Yar!
No offense, but it's kinda hard to take a guy seriously as the "terror of the inner seas" when he screams like a little girl.
Garland walks towards Bikke.
Bikke Yar, did ye hear that? They think that was my scream, ye coward. Yar.
Garland Sorry, but I got scared.
Meanwhile, inside the pirate ship...
Black Mage and Fighter are here.
Fighter Did we find it yet?
Did we find it yet?
Did we find it yet?
Did we find it yet?
Did we find it yet?
Did we find it yet?
Did we find it yet?
Did we find it yet?
Did we find it yet?
Did we find it yet?
Black Mage Why isn't Thief down here yet?
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