| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 218 | |
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| It took him 218 comics to realize it. | |
| Foiled Again | |
| Date Published | Saturday October 23rd, 2002 |
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Bikke and Garland make a hasty retreat.
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- Pravoka Docks
Script[]
| Bikke and Garland made a daring escape to the Pravoka Docks. | |
| Bikke | So why is it we ran like dogs? Yar. |
| Garland | Are you mad?! |
| Bikke | I'd say vexed. Yar. |
| Garland | Those accursed Light Warriors defeated your entire pirate crew! Your vicious, vicious pirate crew! |
| Bikke | Aye, that be true, that be true. But I wouldn't characterize me crew as being vicious per se. Yar. At least, not since the scurvy took their strength away. Yar. |
| Garland | What. |
| Bikke | I can't afford real oranges, so they been eatin' cheetos for three, maybe four months now. Yar. They be weak as kittens. |
| Garland | But... what about the grueling henchman interview process? I hired you guys because a big mean villain like me has to be able to beat up his henchmen and your pirates were the only guys I could push around. |
| Bikke | Under normal circumstances, ye would've gone from living to meat in under five seconds. Yar. Aye. That was the work o' the scurvy. Yar. |
| Garland | So... I'm not a total bad ass fueled by relentless evil? |
| Bikke | By Neptune's beard, ye be only slightly less bad ass than kelp! |
| Garland sulks. | |
| Bikke | If'n it be any consolation to ye, it is evil to beat up on people what is riddled with scurvy. |
| Garland | Aww, shucks. You're just sayin' that to make me feel better. |