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Episode 219
Cheesy Pick Up Line no. 219
Cheesy Pick Up Line no. 219
Drowning Your Sorrows
Date Published Tuesday November 26th, 2002
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Bikke and Garland make a hasty retreat.

Cast Appearing[]



The Light Warriors (excluding Fighter) are at the dock.
Black Mage I can tell that this is a bad plan. Red Mage came up with it.
Red Mage Trust me, this one'll work. I mean, it's bound to happen one of these days.
Next panel shows Bikke and Garland behind Red Mage.
Black Mage Though I hardly find that to be a worthy case for going with this plan...
Has it occured to you that they're Right behind us?
They probably heard the whole thing.
Red Mage Naw, this is all out of character. We're cool.
Black Mage Out of... what does that even mean?!
Red Mage Shh! It's time! Get in position, guys!

Thief! On my mark... mark!

Thief SHWA!
Thief crouches behind Garland.
Thief The Eagle has landed, I repeat, the Eagle has landed. Over.
Red Mage Black Mage! On my mark... mark!
Black Mage does nothing.
Red Mage Go on, Black Mage. Get in position and say your lines!
Black Mage Fine. However, know this. Your life has just become short and painful.
Black Mage walks to Garland.
Black Mage Ahem.
Good morrow Sir/Madam [select appropriate].
Such lovely/unseasonal [select one] weather we are having, eh what?
Red Mage YA-HA!
Red Mage dives into Garland, who falls over Thief and into the water below, where Fighter is standing on the ocean bed.
Garland Bubble?
Fighter Burble