| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 219 | |
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| Cheesy Pick Up Line no. 219 | |
| Drowning Your Sorrows | |
| Date Published | Tuesday November 26th, 2002 |
| Previous Comic | Episode 218: Foiled Again |
| Next Comic | Thanksgiving 2002 Guest Comic (November 28th) |
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Bikke and Garland make a hasty retreat.
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- Pravoka Docks
Script[]
| The Light Warriors (excluding Fighter) are at the dock. | |
| Black Mage | I can tell that this is a bad plan. Red Mage came up with it. |
| Red Mage | Trust me, this one'll work. I mean, it's bound to happen one of these days. |
| Next panel shows Bikke and Garland behind Red Mage. | |
| Black Mage | Though I hardly find that to be a worthy case for going with this plan... Has it occured to you that they're Right behind us? They probably heard the whole thing. |
| Red Mage | Naw, this is all out of character. We're cool. |
| Black Mage | Out of... what does that even mean?! |
| Red Mage | Shh! It's time! Get in position, guys!
Thief! On my mark... mark! |
| Thief | SHWA! |
| Thief crouches behind Garland. | |
| Thief | The Eagle has landed, I repeat, the Eagle has landed. Over. |
| Red Mage | Black Mage! On my mark... mark! |
| Black Mage does nothing. | |
| Red Mage | Go on, Black Mage. Get in position and say your lines! |
| Black Mage | Fine. However, know this. Your life has just become short and painful. |
| Black Mage walks to Garland. | |
| Black Mage | Ahem. Good morrow Sir/Madam [select appropriate]. Such lovely/unseasonal [select one] weather we are having, eh what? |
| Red Mage | YA-HA! |
| Red Mage dives into Garland, who falls over Thief and into the water below, where Fighter is standing on the ocean bed. | |
| Garland | Bubble? |
| Fighter | Burble |