|No, he's asking you to tell a joke|
|Hallucination of Destiny|
|Date Published||Tuesday December 3rd, 2002|
|Previous Comic||Thanksgiving 2002 Guest Comic (November 30th)|
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Fighter can't even die very well.
- Underwater, near Pravoka
|Dr. Swordopolis is talking to Fighter under the sea.|
|Swordopolis||Fighter, Fighter, it's me, Dr. Swordopolis. Can you hear me, Fighter?|
|Swordopolis||...I'll take that as a yes.|
Fighter, I have much to tell you but precious little time in which to tell it.
|Swordopolis||This is of the gravest import. Do you recall that which we spoke of when last I visited you?|
|Swordopolis||It's safe to say that your response was a non sequitor and probably food related, isn't it?|
|Swordopolis||I thought as much.|
Regardless, you are the chosen warrior, Fighter.
It is you who shall be at the forefront of the dark days that imperil your world.
|Swordopolis||Tsk. I know my language can become embellished, however this is a matter upon which the fate of the world resides.|
There's no need to be rude about it. I can't very well say "you, Fighter, bust some heads."
|Swordopolis||Oh, you're actually gagging.|
Sorry, I tend to forget the physical limitations of you material beings.
Hold on, let me slice space-time. It'll be incredibly painful, but it won't have happened by the time I'm through, so don't worry.
|Swordopolis||Yeah, I don't fully understand it myself.|