| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 220 | |
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| No, he's asking you to tell a joke | |
| Hallucination of Destiny | |
| Date Published | Tuesday December 3rd, 2002 |
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Fighter can't even die very well.
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- Underwater, near Pravoka
Script[]
| Dr. Swordopolis is talking to Fighter under the sea. | |
| Swordopolis | Fighter, Fighter, it's me, Dr. Swordopolis. Can you hear me, Fighter? |
| Fighter | Burbley. |
| Swordopolis | ...I'll take that as a yes. Fighter, I have much to tell you but precious little time in which to tell it. |
| Fighter | Gurgle. |
| Swordopolis | This is of the gravest import. Do you recall that which we spoke of when last I visited you? |
| Fighter | Bubble gurgle. |
| Swordopolis | It's safe to say that your response was a non sequitor and probably food related, isn't it? |
| Fighter | Burble. |
| Swordopolis | I thought as much. Regardless, you are the chosen warrior, Fighter. It is you who shall be at the forefront of the dark days that imperil your world. |
| Fighter | Gag... |
| Swordopolis | Tsk. I know my language can become embellished, however this is a matter upon which the fate of the world resides. There's no need to be rude about it. I can't very well say "you, Fighter, bust some heads." |
| Fighter | GAG! |
| Swordopolis | Oh, you're actually gagging. Sorry, I tend to forget the physical limitations of you material beings. Hold on, let me slice space-time. It'll be incredibly painful, but it won't have happened by the time I'm through, so don't worry. |
| Fighter | Gag? |
| Swordopolis | Yeah, I don't fully understand it myself. |