8-Bit Theater | |
Episode 224 | |
No, it's "Ye big baby. Yar." | |
What’s Wrong Thief? | |
Date Published | Thursday December 12th, 2002 |
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Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- Pravoka Docks
- Bikke's Pirate Ship, Aldi Sea
Script[]
Red Mage | Okay. Let me put it to you this way then. Did you steal Matoya's crystal! |
Bikke | No! |
Red Mage | No? Or... yes? |
Bikke | Er... I but... you and... uh...
Damn ye and ye black ops mind games! Yes, I stole it! And I'd steal it again given half the chance! I just wanted to feel like a big evil man. Is that really so wrong? |
Red Mage | Well, yeah.
Now quit crying and tell us where the crystal is! |
Bikke | Sniffle
I sold it, I did. To some elfish fellow. In Elfland. |
Red Mage | (knocking over Bikke) AH-HA!
Then let us disembark for Elfland post haste! |
Thief | Elfland? Do you really think that'll be necessary? |
Red Mage | We must complete the sidequest. It's a sacred bond. |
Fighter | Yeah. Plus we really need the nightmare poison antidote and the crystal is the only way. |
Thief | We don't really have to go to Elfland. |
Three hours later, half way across the Aldi Sea... | |
The pirate ship is sailing across the sea. | |
Thief | We don't really have to go to Elfland. |
Red Mage | We heard you the first time. |