8-Bit Theater | |
Episode 225 | |
Don't worry, it's Brian hitting somebody in the background. | |
Now What? | |
Date Published | Saturday December 14th, 2002 |
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Thief seems reluctant to travel to Elfland.
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- Bikke's Pirate Ship, Aldi Sea
Script[]
Thief | We don't have to go to Elfland. |
THUMP! | |
Fighter | What about our horrible, horrible nightmares, Thief? |
Thief | I'm sure we would get used to them. Eventually. |
Red Mage | Last night I dreamt that napalm demons made me drink a gallon of glass shards soaked in hot sauce which, itself, was on fire. |
THUMP! | |
Fighter | Me too. |
Black Mage | Me too. |
Thief | ...Yeah, me too. |
Red Mage | Then it's settled. We're going to Elf Land. |
THUMP! | |
Black Mage | Er... do you guys hear that? |
Red Mage | Hear what? |
Black Mage | What do you mean, "what"? |
THUMP! | |
Black Mage | That! |
Red Mage | Oh, that. Yeah, that's just horrible fanged death from the briny depths of the sea attempting to kill us. Pay it no mind. |
THUMP! THUMP! | |
Black Mage | (scowling) Gee, is that all? And I thought something was wrong. |