8-Bit Theater | |
Episode 228 | |
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Unless... | |
The Dawn of Realization | |
Date Published | Tuesday December 21st, 2002 |
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We find out that there may be some problems with the ship...
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- Bikke's Ship
Script[]
Black Mage | Okay, so the see monsters aren't a direct threat. But it sounds like they're hitting the hull awfully hard. |
Red Mage | Yes, but, as I said, these attack are routine. Why, they're as much a part of sailing as the water. Ships are designed with these aggressive attacks in mind. We're fine. |
Black Mage | Oh. Well, good. |
Red Mage | Unless... |
Fighter appears with his arms up. | |
Fighter | No unless! Undo unless This is a universe sans unless! |
Red Mage | Well, I was just thinking. If Bikke was an irresponsible captain, he might have skimped on a few things. Like the expensive and frequent repairs that are fairly integral to the hull not, y'know, collapsing. |
Red Mage turns to Fighter. | |
Red Mage | You can put your arms down. |
Fighter | Looks down. Sorry. |
Black Mage | Wait, wait, wait. Let's get back to these hull repairs. How integral are we talking here? |
Red Mage | Well, y'know how you need MP to cast magic spells? |
Black Mage | Yeah.
Looks down. Oh. Well, I'm sure we have nothing to worry about. |
Meanwhile, inside the Provokia casino... | |
Bikke | Suckers! |