|Why magic rockets make everything better.|
|Date Published||Tuesday December 24th, 2002|
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Best. Boat. Ride. EVER!
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|Black Mage||This is taking entirely too long.|
Hey! Captain talks too much, quiet time is now.
|Red Mage||Yeah, but--|
|Black Mage raises knife.|
|Black Mage||DEPLOY THE ROCKET BOAT!!!|
|Red Mage and Fighter look down.|
|Fighter||I think he's crazy.|
|Red Mage||The stress has clearly gotten the better of him.|
|Red Mage||You do realize that there are no rocket boats.|
|Black Mage||Aren't there, Red Mage? Aren't there?|
|Black Mage||Take for instance, the following evidence which, I'm sure, you will find most compelling.|
|Black Mages hands start to glow. Afterwards Black Mage fires a giant beam from his hands.|
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