8-Bit Theater
Episode 229
Why magic rockets make everything better.
Why magic rockets make everything better.
Blast Off
Date Published Tuesday December 24th, 2002
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Best. Boat. Ride. EVER!

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Setting[edit | edit source]

Bikke's Ship

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Black Mage This is taking entirely too long.
Hey! Captain talks too much, quiet time is now.
Red Mage Yeah, but--
Black Mage raises knife.
Black Mage QUIET!
Black Mage DEPLOY THE ROCKET BOAT!!!
Red Mage and Fighter look down.
Fighter I think he's crazy.
Red Mage The stress has clearly gotten the better of him.
Red Mage You do realize that there are no rocket boats.
Black Mage Aren't there, Red Mage? Aren't there?
Black Mage Take for instance, the following evidence which, I'm sure, you will find most compelling.
Black Mages hands start to glow. Afterwards Black Mage fires a giant beam from his hands.
Black Mage BOATDOKEN!
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