| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 229 | |
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| Why magic rockets make everything better. | |
| Blast Off | |
| Date Published | Tuesday December 24th, 2002 |
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Best. Boat. Ride. EVER!
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
Bikke's Ship
Script[]
| Black Mage | This is taking entirely too long. Hey! Captain talks too much, quiet time is now. |
| Red Mage | Yeah, but-- |
| Black Mage raises knife. | |
| Black Mage | QUIET! |
| Black Mage | DEPLOY THE ROCKET BOAT!!! |
| Red Mage and Fighter look down. | |
| Fighter | I think he's crazy. |
| Red Mage | The stress has clearly gotten the better of him. |
| Red Mage | You do realize that there are no rocket boats. |
| Black Mage | Aren't there, Red Mage? Aren't there? |
| Black Mage | Take for instance, the following evidence which, I'm sure, you will find most compelling. |
| Black Mages hands start to glow. Afterwards Black Mage fires a giant beam from his hands. | |
| Black Mage | BOATDOKEN! |