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Episode 231
Fighter doesn't think. Go figure.
Fighter doesn't think. Go figure.
Argumentum ad Elfinem
Date Published Tuesday December 31th, 2002
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Thief reckons the Light Warriors should slow down a bit.

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Meanwhile, skimming across the Aldi Sea at 438MPH...
Thief Maybe we should slow down a bit?
Fighter Thief is right. I don't think we can dock at 400 MPH.
Black Mage Especially when you consider our total lack of nautical ability.
Red Mage Nautical, shmautical. Give me one hour and I'll know enough to sail us into orbit!
Everyone looks at Red Mage.
Fighter I don't think--
Red Mage Orbit, I say!
Black Mage Look, we don't have an hour for you to memorize the ship owner's manual.
Red Mage Give me six hours and I'll master time magic! Then we'll have all the time we need.
Black Mage You're not a very good tactician, are you, Red Mage.
Thief Regardless, the elvish kingdom is more than a little isolationist.
They may misinterpret our great speed as an act of aggression.
Black Mage Yeah, we're real scared of elves!
I hope they don't prance around with honey dew and frolick amongst the gumdrop trees.
Thief But the elves won the Great War.
Black Mage Corneria won the Great War Two!
Thief Corneria lost that one too!
Black Mage Yeah, well shut up, ugly!