|Fighter doesn't think. Go figure.|
|Argumentum ad Elfinem|
|Date Published||Tuesday December 31th, 2002|
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Thief reckons the Light Warriors should slow down a bit.
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- Bikke's ship, Aldi Sea
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|Meanwhile, skimming across the Aldi Sea at 438MPH...|
|Thief||Maybe we should slow down a bit?|
|Fighter||Thief is right. I don't think we can dock at 400 MPH.|
|Black Mage||Especially when you consider our total lack of nautical ability.|
|Red Mage||Nautical, shmautical. Give me one hour and I'll know enough to sail us into orbit!|
|Everyone looks at Red Mage.|
|Fighter||I don't think--|
|Red Mage||Orbit, I say!|
|Black Mage||Look, we don't have an hour for you to memorize the ship owner's manual.|
|Red Mage||Give me six hours and I'll master time magic! Then we'll have all the time we need.|
|Black Mage||You're not a very good tactician, are you, Red Mage.|
|Thief||Regardless, the elvish kingdom is more than a little isolationist.|
They may misinterpret our great speed as an act of aggression.
|Black Mage||Yeah, we're real scared of elves!|
I hope they don't prance around with honey dew and frolick amongst the gumdrop trees.
|Thief||But the elves won the Great War.|
|Black Mage||Corneria won the Great War Two!|
|Thief||Corneria lost that one too!|
|Black Mage||Yeah, well shut up, ugly!|
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