| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 231 | |
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| Fighter doesn't think. Go figure. | |
| Argumentum ad Elfinem | |
| Date Published | Tuesday December 31th, 2002 |
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Thief reckons the Light Warriors should slow down a bit.
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- Bikke's ship, Aldi Sea
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| Meanwhile, skimming across the Aldi Sea at 438MPH... | |
| Thief | Maybe we should slow down a bit? |
| Fighter | Thief is right. I don't think we can dock at 400 MPH. |
| Black Mage | Especially when you consider our total lack of nautical ability. |
| Red Mage | Nautical, shmautical. Give me one hour and I'll know enough to sail us into orbit! |
| Everyone looks at Red Mage. | |
| Fighter | I don't think-- |
| Red Mage | Orbit, I say! |
| Black Mage | Look, we don't have an hour for you to memorize the ship owner's manual. |
| Red Mage | Give me six hours and I'll master time magic! Then we'll have all the time we need. |
| Black Mage | You're not a very good tactician, are you, Red Mage. |
| Thief | Regardless, the elvish kingdom is more than a little isolationist. They may misinterpret our great speed as an act of aggression. |
| Black Mage | Yeah, we're real scared of elves! I hope they don't prance around with honey dew and frolick amongst the gumdrop trees. |
| Thief | But the elves won the Great War. |
| Black Mage | Corneria won the Great War Two! |
| Thief | Corneria lost that one too! |
| Black Mage | Yeah, well shut up, ugly! |