|I wish I could flllyyy, get up to the skkkkyyyyy|
|Date Published||Thursday January 9th, 2003|
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In a dramatic twist, a country from a long way away actually does have weapons of mass destruction.
Cast Appearing[edit | edit source]
Setting[edit | edit source]
- Bikke's ship, Aldi Sea
Script[edit | edit source]
|Thief||That's no eclipse. That's a sub-orbital giant strike!|
|Everyone looks at the arrow sticking in Red Mage's hat, now on fire. Red Mage is now wearing the hat.|
|Thief||And he's homing in on that!|
|Red Mage||What, my lucky arrow?|
|Thief||Yes, and if I'm right, then we've only seconds to act!|
|Red Mage||I told you to let me master time magic, but no.|
|Thief runs up to Red Mage, knocking over Black Mage in the process.|
|Thief||No one cares about your idiotic time magic scheme, Red Mage.|
Just toss the arrow and pray that we merely get massive indirect damage instead of being totally obliterated.
|Black Mage||(falling over) G'hey!|
|Red Mage||And lose an arrow for no reason?|
What if I find a bow later and I wanted to shoot it?
I think not.
|Thief lunges for the arrow and handstands over Red Mage, taking the arrow out of the hat at the same time while a giant plummets towards the ship out of the sky.|
|Giant||(looking through binoculars) TARGET ACQUIRED|
|Thief lands on Fighter's head with the arrow in his hand.|
|Giant||SQUISHING WILL BE IMMINENT.|
|As the giant gets closer, Thief lunges to the right with the arrow.|
|Giant||I WOULDN'T MIND IT SO MUCH IF THE FALL WASN'T JUST LONG ENOUGH FOR ME TO CONTEMPLATE THE ETHICAL IMPLICATIONS OF BEING USED AS A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION.|
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