|At least he's straight up about it.|
|Death From Above!|
|Date Published||Thursday January 11th, 2003|
|Previous Comic||Episode 234: Smart Bomb|
|Next Comic||Episode 236: Enterprising Elves|
The Light Warriors are unexpectedly nuked.
Cast Appearing[edit | edit source]
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Fighter McWarrior
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Captain Elf
- Surfing Elf
Setting[edit | edit source]
Script[edit | edit source]
|Will the Light Warriors escape their squishy doom?|
|Did Thief Toss the Targeting Arrow overboard in time?|
|The boat gently floats along.|
|Archer||The eagle has landed.|
|Captain Elf||You mean the Giant?|
|Captain Elf||Good. I assume that the target has been, shall we say, "taken care of."|
|Archer||Good lord, no, sir! That was a direct hit with a 40 ton Giant Bomb. Why would you order such a devastating strike if you wanted to take care of them.|
|Captain Elf||It's a figure of…never mind, archer.|
Is the city prepared for the tidal wave?
|Shows a surfing elf.|
|Archer||Yes, sir, Captain!|
|Archer||Though I rather think we may have overestimated its threat.|
|Captain Elf||Never hurts to be safe.|
|Captain Elf||(As the ship falls on Elfland) The important thing is that our would-be invaders are dead.|
|Captain Elf||Archer, what was that racket?|
|Archer||Dunno, captain. But it came from the woman's barracks.|
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- Squishy is misspelled as squishie.
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