| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 235 | |
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| At least he's straight up about it. | |
| Death From Above! | |
| Date Published | Thursday January 11th, 2003 |
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The Light Warriors are unexpectedly nuked.
Cast Appearing[]
- Thief
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Fighter McWarrior
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Archer
- Captain Elf
- Surfing Elf
Setting[]
Script[]
| Will the Light Warriors escape their squishy doom? | |
| Did Thief Toss the Targeting Arrow overboard in time? | |
| The boat gently floats along. | |
| NOPE! | |
| Archer | The eagle has landed. |
| Captain Elf | You mean the Giant? |
| Archer | …Yes! |
| Captain Elf | Good. I assume that the target has been, shall we say, "taken care of." |
| Archer | Good lord, no, sir! That was a direct hit with a 40 ton Giant Bomb. Why would you order such a devastating strike if you wanted to take care of them. |
| Captain Elf | It's a figure of…never mind, archer. Is the city prepared for the tidal wave? |
| Shows a surfing elf. | |
| WOOO! | {{{2}}} |
| Archer | Yes, sir, Captain! |
| Archer | Though I rather think we may have overestimated its threat. |
| Captain Elf | Never hurts to be safe. |
| Captain Elf | (As the ship falls on Elfland) The important thing is that our would-be invaders are dead. |
| CRASH | |
| Captain Elf | Archer, what was that racket? |
| Archer | Dunno, captain. But it came from the woman's barracks. |
Trivia[]
- Squishy is misspelled as squishie.