| 8-Bit Theater | ||
| Episode 236 | ||
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| Enterprising Elves | ||
| Date Published | Tuesday January 14th, 2003 | |
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There's a perfectly reasonable explanation.
Cast Appearing[]
- Captain
- Archer
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Commander T'pol (first appearance)
Setting[]
First Mention Of[]
- Commander T'pol
Script[]
| Commander and Archer are just outside 'Ye Ladyes Barrackes'. | |
| Commander | I demand to know what's going on in there!
And this time, I'm not looking for the hot "elf on elf" action answer. |
| Archer | But it is certainly an acceptable answer! |
| Light Warriors | Here, put this on!
Aww, fug! Hurry, there's no time! Lock the door, lock the door! |
| Archer | Those sounded like men's voices, captain. |
| Captain | We'll see about that! |
| Archer | Open this door! I demand to be allowed inside! |
| Red Mage | I think he's gone. |
| Black Mage | Shhhh! |
| Archer bows to someone off-screen. | |
| Captain | I want to know what's going on in there, and I want to know right now! |
| Commander T'pol appears. | |
| Commander T'pol | Archer, you may rise.
However, it would seem Captain Archer has some explaining to do. |
| Captain | Er, Commander T'pol, I can explain, really. |
| Commander T'pol | I'm sure that you can. Let us hope that it is a logical explanation. |
| Archer | It's all quite simple, really.
Captain just wanted to see what was going on in the ladies' barracks. |
| Commander T'pol | Why am I not surprised? This is the third time this month, Captain. |
| Captain turns to Archer. | |
| Commander T'pol | I'm gonna bust you down to private so fast you'll drop three phylums on the way there. |