|Light Warriors, Queens of the Desert|
|Date Published||Thursday January 16th 2003|
|Previous Comic||Episode 236: Enterprising Elves|
|Next Comic||Episode 238: A Light Warrior By Any Other Name…|
I bet he was going to nominate Fighter...
- Commander T'pol
- Captain Archer
- Fighter McWarrior
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
|Commander T'pol||Well, much to Captain Archer's chagrin, the barracks are empty.
My girls are practicing elf-fu in the courtyard.
|Captain Archer||Impossible! We heard a terrible commotion in here all the way from Security Station Alpha.
And, might I add, we heard voices from this door just prior to your arrival!
|Commander T'pol||If it is as you say, then we should inspect the barracks for ne'er-do-wells.
I'll just unlock the door here...
Where! Hide! Where!
|Commander T'pol enters the barracks. The Light Warriors are dressed as girls.|
|Commander T'pol||Why aren't you girls with the others?
Why are you wearing casual dress instead of battle dress? And why don't any of you look familiar in the slightest?
|Thief||The answer is quite simple. We're... new. Yeah.
New recruits. That's us. Yup.
|Commander T'pol||New recruits? Even though as commandarer of the elf-ette warrior brigade I made no request for additional personal, have recieved no prior word of your arrival, and have no room for you here in any case?|
|Captain Archer||There's something very strange about them.
Someone should keep an eye on these girls for reasons of security.
|Commander T'pol||I could not agree more.|
|Captain Archer||Therefore, we will need a watch man unmatched in his knowledge of all things dealing with the security of our nation. Someone bold, handsome, and daring. It is for these very stately and non-selfish reasons that I nominate--|
|Commander T'pol||Finishing that sentence would be a waste of breath as my answer is going to be "no".|
|Captain Archer||Aww nuts.|