| 8-Bit Theater | ||
| Episode 237 | ||
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| Light Warriors, Queens of the Desert | ||
| Date Published | Thursday January 16th 2003 | |
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I bet he was going to nominate Fighter...
Cast Appearing[]
- Commander T'pol
- Archer
- Captain Archer
- Fighter McWarrior
- Thief
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
Script[]
| Commander T'pol | Well, much to Captain Archer's chagrin, the barracks are empty.
My girls are practicing elf-fu in the courtyard. |
| Captain Archer | Impossible! We heard a terrible commotion in here all the way from Security Station Alpha.
And, might I add, we heard voices from this door just prior to your arrival! |
| Commander T'pol | If it is as you say, then we should inspect the barracks for ne'er-do-wells.
I'll just unlock the door here... |
| Light Warriors | Run!
Where! Hide! Where! |
| Commander T'pol enters the barracks. The Light Warriors are dressed as girls. | |
| Commander T'pol | Why aren't you girls with the others?
Why are you wearing casual dress instead of battle dress? And why don't any of you look familiar in the slightest? |
| Thief | The answer is quite simple. We're... new. Yeah.
New recruits. That's us. Yup. |
| Commander T'pol | New recruits? Even though as commandarer of the elf-ette warrior brigade I made no request for additional personal, have recieved no prior word of your arrival, and have no room for you here in any case? |
| Thief | ...Yes! |
| Captain Archer | There's something very strange about them.
Someone should keep an eye on these girls for reasons of security. |
| Commander T'pol | I could not agree more. |
| Captain Archer | Therefore, we will need a watch man unmatched in his knowledge of all things dealing with the security of our nation. Someone bold, handsome, and daring. It is for these very stately and non-selfish reasons that I nominate-- |
| Commander T'pol | Finishing that sentence would be a waste of breath as my answer is going to be "no". |
| Captain Archer | Aww nuts. |