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| Episode 238 | ||
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| A Light Warrior By Any Other Name… | ||
| Date Published | Saturday January 18th, 2003 | |
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Admit it, Black Magia is gosh darn cute.
Cast Appearing[]
- Archer
- Captain Archer
- Commander T'pol
- Fighter McWarrior
- Thief
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
Setting[]
Ye Ladyes Barrackes
Script[]
| Commander T'pol | There's one sure fire way to find out the real truth, here.
Interrogation! What are your names? |
| Thief | Er... uh... our names?
I'm Thefica. This is Fighterina. And Black Magia. And-- |
| Red Mage | I'm Debora. |
| Commander T'pol | Hrm...
Well, those are girls' names. Their story checks out. Let's go. |
| Commander T'pol turns back to the disguised Light Warriors. | |
| Commander T'pol | Your four, I expect you to be in full battle-dress and down in the courtyard for elf-fu practice in the next five minutes. |
| Light Warriors | YES MA'AM! |
| Captain Archer starts imagining about Black Magia. | |
| Captain Archer | There is something unusual about those girls. Especially the cute one! I hope to see a lot more of her. Nekkid, that is! |
| The Light Warriors are staring at Red Mage. | |
| Red Mage | Don't look at me like that.
I've always thought Debora was a pretty name. |
| Black Mage | Let's just try to ignore Red Mage's transvestite urges and get the hell out of here. |
| Red Mage | I am secure enough in my own sexual identity and orientation that I can ignore your base and inflammatory remarks, Black Mage.
In fact, I won't even dignify your infantile statement with a response. Besides, I'm not the one who wears a long, flowing garment like some other Light Warriors I could mention. |
| Black Mage | These are robes! |