|A Light Warrior By Any Other Name…|
|Date Published||Saturday January 18th, 2003|
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Admit it, Black Magia is gosh darn cute.
- Captain Archer
- Commander T'pol
- Fighter McWarrior
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
Ye Ladyes Barrackes
|Commander T'pol||There's one sure fire way to find out the real truth, here.
What are your names?
|Thief||Er... uh... our names?
I'm Thefica. This is Fighterina. And Black Magia. And--
|Red Mage||I'm Debora.|
Well, those are girls' names. Their story checks out. Let's go.
|Commander T'pol turns back to the disguised Light Warriors.|
|Commander T'pol||Your four, I expect you to be in full battle-dress and down in the courtyard for elf-fu practice in the next five minutes.|
|Light Warriors||YES MA'AM!|
|Captain Archer starts imagining about Black Magia.|
|Captain Archer||There is something unusual about those girls. Especially the cute one! I hope to see a lot more of her. Nekkid, that is!|
|The Light Warriors are staring at Red Mage.|
|Red Mage||Don't look at me like that.
I've always thought Debora was a pretty name.
|Black Mage||Let's just try to ignore Red Mage's transvestite urges and get the hell out of here.|
|Red Mage||I am secure enough in my own sexual identity and orientation that I can ignore your base and inflammatory remarks, Black Mage.
In fact, I won't even dignify your infantile statement with a response.
Besides, I'm not the one who wears a long, flowing garment like some other Light Warriors I could mention.
|Black Mage||These are robes!|