|Early to Bed, Early to Destruction|
|Date Published||Sunday February 8th, 2003|
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The Light Warriors plan a great escape!
- Elf Land, in prison.
|And so, that morning...|
|Red Mage||I have formulated yet another brilliant scheme. Our escape will be a great success.|
|Red Mage shows the blueprints of his plan, which say: "Jail" "Action, Hijinx -> "Freedom!".|
|Red Mage||I admit that I haven't worked out every last detail, but I'm confident everything will work out for the best in the end.|
|Black Mage||Okay. Let's call that "Plan Stupid", in honor of its creator, Mr. Stupid.|
|Black Mage gets out some paper to write down his joke.|
|Black Mage||Heh, "Mr. Stupid". Man, where do I come up with 'em!|
|Red Mage||Well, I don't see your ingenious plot to free us.|
|Black Mage||Yeah? Well you're about to see it so hard it'll make your eyes bleed, baby!|
|Black Mage charges up his Hadoken.|
|Black Mage||See, if there's no jail, then we can't be stuck in it. Ha!|
|Red Mage||Hm... you certainly make a compelling case.|
|Thief lunges into Black Mage|
You'll destroy my ancestral home!
|Thief||...Er, is what those darn elves would say if you did that.|
Yeah, that's what I meant.
Besides, BM, you don't want to use your Hadoken attack so soon.
|Black Mage||You don't know me very well, do you?|
|Thief||Okay, you shouldn't use your Hadoken so soon.|