| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 247 | |
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| Early to Bed, Early to Destruction | |
| Date Published | Sunday February 8th, 2003 |
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The Light Warriors plan a great escape!
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- Elf Land, in prison.
Script[]
| And so, that morning... | |
| Red Mage | I have formulated yet another brilliant scheme. Our escape will be a great success. |
| Red Mage shows the blueprints of his plan, which say: "Jail" "Action, Hijinx -> "Freedom!". | |
| Red Mage | I admit that I haven't worked out every last detail, but I'm confident everything will work out for the best in the end. |
| Black Mage | Okay. Let's call that "Plan Stupid", in honor of its creator, Mr. Stupid. |
| Black Mage gets out some paper to write down his joke. | |
| Black Mage | Heh, "Mr. Stupid". Man, where do I come up with 'em! |
| Red Mage | Well, I don't see your ingenious plot to free us. |
| Black Mage | Yeah? Well you're about to see it so hard it'll make your eyes bleed, baby! |
| Black Mage charges up his Hadoken. | |
| Black Mage | See, if there's no jail, then we can't be stuck in it. Ha! |
| Red Mage | Hm... you certainly make a compelling case. |
| Thief lunges into Black Mage | |
| Thief | NO! You'll destroy my ancestral home! |
| Beat. | |
| Thief | ...Er, is what those darn elves would say if you did that. Yeah, that's what I meant. Besides, BM, you don't want to use your Hadoken attack so soon. |
| Black Mage | You don't know me very well, do you? |
| Thief | Okay, you shouldn't use your Hadoken so soon. |