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Episode 248 | |
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Dream Analysis | |
Date Published | Sunday February 8th, 2003 |
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The Light Warriors Share Their Nightmares.
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- Elf Land, in prison.
Script[]
Red Mage | Was it just me, or was Matoya's nightmare poison even worse last night? |
Thief | Well... |
Thief describes his dream, apparently of him getting ripped apart and devoured by a monstrous dollar bill. | |
Fighter | That is creepy, but mine was way worse than that. |
Fighter describes his dream. He is holding two hilts with no blades. | |
Red Mage | You call bladeless hilts a nightmare? Let me instruct you in the ways of terror. |
Red Mage describes his dream. He is naked, and all his stats, except for his Charisma, are abysmally low. | |
Black Mage | While the prospect of your nudity is a lesson in horror, that was hardly nightmare worthy. I had a nightmare of such insidious design, it'll make you wish your brains would implode just so you won't have to contemplate it further. |
Red Mage | Well what was it, Mr. Nightmare Pants? |
Black Mage | Don't say I didn't warn you. |
Black Mage describes his dream. He is standing in front of Fighter, reaches up, and takes off his hat, revealing Fighter's face underneath. | |
Red Mage | I'm sorry I ever doubted you. |
Fighter | Wait. I don't get it. |