|Date Published||Sunday February 8th, 2003|
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The Light Warriors Share Their Nightmares.
- Elf Land, in prison.
|Red Mage||Was it just me, or was Matoya's nightmare poison even worse last night?|
|Thief describes his dream, apparently of him getting ripped apart and devoured by a monstrous dollar bill.|
|Fighter||That is creepy, but mine was way worse than that.|
|Fighter describes his dream. He is holding two hilts with no blades.|
|Red Mage||You call bladeless hilts a nightmare? Let me instruct you in the ways of terror.|
|Red Mage describes his dream. He is naked, and all his stats, except for his Charisma, are abysmally low.|
|Black Mage||While the prospect of your nudity is a lesson in horror, that was hardly nightmare worthy.|
I had a nightmare of such insidious design, it'll make you wish your brains would implode just so you won't have to contemplate it further.
|Red Mage||Well what was it, Mr. Nightmare Pants?|
|Black Mage||Don't say I didn't warn you.|
|Black Mage describes his dream. He is standing in front of Fighter, reaches up, and takes off his hat, revealing Fighter's face underneath.|
|Red Mage||I'm sorry I ever doubted you.|
|Fighter||Wait. I don't get it.|