8-Bit Theater
Episode 258
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There Will Be Blood Tonight
Date Published Saturday March 8th, 2003
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Black MageThen we're in agreement. When Thief walks in here, we kill him and throw off his contractual bonds.
Red MageBut I like Thief.
FighterYeah, he gave me some candy.
Mind you, it cost me my share of our treasure, but it was really good candy.
Black MageYou gave up all rights to your treasure for one piece of candy?!
FighterOh, no. Technically, since you already signed away my share of the treasure, I had to give him your share.
FighterBut since you already gave him that too, I signed over your lifelong devotion to Thief!
Black MageWhat the! My lifelong devotion?! What the fug about yours!
FighterFor candy? It was only one piece. I'm not an idiot.
Thief enters.
ThiefGuys! I've got a very important issue to discuss with you.
But first I must close this door, thus baring my vulnerable back to you.
Black Mage raises his knife, a splatter of blood ensues, and Fighter is on the ground, Black Mage's knife in his back.
ThiefI want to be surprised by that, but I can't be.
Black MageIt's what he would have wanted... if he was me.
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