|There Will Be Blood Tonight|
|Date Published||Saturday March 8th, 2003|
|Previous Comic||Episode 257: The Saga of the Crown|
|Next Comic||Episode 259: No Such Thing as Senseless Violence|
Cast Appearing[edit | edit source]
Setting[edit | edit source]
- Elf Land, Guest Room
Script[edit | edit source]
|Black Mage||Then we're in agreement. When Thief walks in here, we kill him and throw off his contractual bonds.|
|Red Mage||But I like Thief.|
|Fighter||Yeah, he gave me some candy.|
Mind you, it cost me my share of our treasure, but it was really good candy.
|Black Mage||You gave up all rights to your treasure for one piece of candy?!|
|Fighter||Oh, no. Technically, since you already signed away my share of the treasure, I had to give him your share.|
|Fighter||But since you already gave him that too, I signed over your lifelong devotion to Thief!|
|Black Mage||What the! My lifelong devotion?! What the fug about yours!|
|Fighter||For candy? It was only one piece. I'm not an idiot.|
|Thief||Guys! I've got a very important issue to discuss with you.|
But first I must close this door, thus baring my vulnerable back to you.
|Black Mage raises his knife, a splatter of blood ensues, and Fighter is on the ground, Black Mage's knife in his back.|
|Thief||I want to be surprised by that, but I can't be.|
|Black Mage||It's what he would have wanted... if he was me.|
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