| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 258 | |
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| There Will Be Blood Tonight | |
| Date Published | Saturday March 8th, 2003 |
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Cast Appearing[edit | edit source]
Setting[edit | edit source]
- Elf Land, Guest Room
Script[edit | edit source]
| Black Mage | Then we're in agreement. When Thief walks in here, we kill him and throw off his contractual bonds. |
| Red Mage | But I like Thief. |
| Fighter | Yeah, he gave me some candy. Mind you, it cost me my share of our treasure, but it was really good candy. |
| Black Mage | You gave up all rights to your treasure for one piece of candy?! |
| Fighter | Oh, no. Technically, since you already signed away my share of the treasure, I had to give him your share. |
| Beat | |
| Fighter | But since you already gave him that too, I signed over your lifelong devotion to Thief! |
| Black Mage | What the! My lifelong devotion?! What the fug about yours! |
| Fighter | For candy? It was only one piece. I'm not an idiot. |
| Thief enters. | |
| Thief | Guys! I've got a very important issue to discuss with you. But first I must close this door, thus baring my vulnerable back to you. |
| Black Mage raises his knife, a splatter of blood ensues, and Fighter is on the ground, Black Mage's knife in his back. | |
| Thief | I want to be surprised by that, but I can't be. |
| Black Mage | It's what he would have wanted... if he was me. |
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