| Black Mage |
Then we're in agreement. When Thief walks in here, we kill him and throw off his contractual bonds.
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| Red Mage |
But I like Thief.
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| Fighter |
Yeah, he gave me some candy.
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| Fighter |
Mind you, it cost me my share of our treasure, but it was really good candy.
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| Black Mage |
You gave up all rights to your treasure for one piece of candy?!
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| Fighter |
Oh, no. Technically, since you already signed away my share of the treasure, I had to give him your share.
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| Beat
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| Fighter |
But since you already gave him that too, I signed over your lifelong devotion to Thief!
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| Black Mage |
What the! My lifelong devotion?! What the fug about yours!
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| Fighter |
For candy? It was only one piece. I'm not an idiot.
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| Thief enters.
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| Thief |
Guys! I've got a very important issue to discuss with you.
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| Thief |
But first I must close this door, thus baring my vulnerable back to you.
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| Black Mage raises his knife, a splatter of blood ensues, and Fighter is on the ground, Black Mage's knife in his back.
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| Thief |
I want to be surprised by that, but I can't be.
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| Black Mage |
It's what he would have wanted... if he was me.
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