| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 268 | |
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| That humming looks just like Baby Got Back. | |
| Out on a Web | |
| Date Published | Thursday April 3rd, 2003 |
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The Light Warriors are in a sticky situation.
Cast Appearing[]
- Fighter McWarrior
- Thief
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Drizz'l (first appearance)
Setting[]
Script[]
| Black Mage | So this is what it's come to. Being devoured by giant mutant spiders. I wish I could say it came as a surprise. |
| Black Mage | They don't appear to be in league with some nameless horror from the nether-dimensions I inadvertently pissed off by trying to enslave. So there probably isn't an undying eternity of pain afterward. So that's a plus. |
| Drizz'l | Doo doo doo, dum de dum doo... |
| Thief and Black Mage watch Drizz'l walk by. | |
| Black Mage and Red Mage look at each other. | |
| Red Mage | Hi! |
| Black Mage | Shut up! Didn't you see that guy? |
| Red Mage | I can't move my arms, so I can't roll my wits plus alertness to find out if I saw him. |
| Black Mage | He walked right by! You saw him with your own eyes! |
| Red Mage | It would be cheating to use out of character knowledge. |
| Red Mage | ...While anyone was looking. |
| Black Mage | "Let's vote for Red Mage! He'll be a great addition to the team!" You morons. |
| Red Mage | I could make "Great Addition to the Team" one of my bonus feats. |
| Black Mage | If you could move your arms? |
| Red Mage | Yeah. |
| Black Mage | It's a good thing I'm ignoring him. |