8-Bit Theater
Episode 288
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On The Way Out
Date Published Thursday May 29th, 2003
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Why White Mage doesn't like Black Mage.

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Black Mage I'm not sure what it is, but I get the sneaking suspicion that White Mage doesn't like me.
Red Mage Maybe it's the unfocused, blind murderous rage.
Thief Or the Constant and unwanted pick up lines.
Black Belt Or all the other stupid things you say.
Black Mage You don't really think--
Red Mage Or those heartless acts of depravity.
Thief Or your less than steller personality.
Fighter And let's not forget the smell!
Red Mage Well, how could you.
Thief Kinda hard to do that. Believe me.
Black Belt I assumed it went without saying, myself.
Black Mage Those are my spell components and shut up.
Thief Oughta cast yerself a shower one of these days.
Black Mage That's it. You shall all suffer my undying wrath. So there.
Thief It can't be as bad as the smell.
Red Mage, Black Belt, and Fighter giggle, "tee hee," and snicker.
Black Mage Right! Who said that? I can wait all day. Or maybe I can flay the skin from your bones with a rusty, jagged knife. I'm not even sure I'd stop after you give me what I want.
White Mage You deplorable monster, don't you have any sense of loyalty? These are your comrades. How dare you treat them in this way!
Black Mage 'Cause they're assholes!
White Mage Come on, guys. You don't have to put up with his abuse. When we get back to town, we can all have cookies. Except Black Mage.
The others yell "Yay!"
Black Mage But I... But they... But.