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Episode 301
Even in an alternate future, gifted with slightly more intelligence, Fighter still can't get that beeswax is a single word.
Even in an alternate future, gifted with slightly more intelligence, Fighter still can't get that beeswax is a single word.
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Date Published Saturday June 28, 2003
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Cast Appearing[]

Setting[]

  • In the woods, some place in the Elfland region.

Script[]

Black Mage I can't believe we made it all the way out from Elfland without anything happening.
Fighter Are you sure? I don't really remember much about how we got out here.
Red Mage Come to think about it, I don't remember any of my nightmares since we left Elven lands.
Black Mage Me neither. And how long have we been traveling anyway?
Thief Details, details. The point is we're near Matoya's cave and that much closer to my father's cure!
Red Mage How can you tell we're close to anywhere? Is it some sort of innate Elven understanding of the forest and its ways?
Thief Sort of, but it's more like a hunch.
Red Mage Huh. That Matoya is one crazy witch.
Black Mage That's almost how I'd put it...
Elsewhere...
Sarda I have the sneaking suspicion that I don't mind making dinner after all and will therefore abstain from meddling with the fabric of existence any further.
Elsewhen, at Chronocops Headquarters...
Chronocop #1 Did you fix everything?
Chronocop #2 Yeah, pretty much. I'm sure whatever I may have missed was insignificant.
Red Mage C'mon Fighter!
Fighter Hm, there's something in my pocket.
Fighter pulls out from his pocket a piece of paper with Philosophy and Art of Sword-Chuckery written on it.
Fighter What the--!
Fighter I knew it!