| Thief |
Hasn't this daffy witch heard of a light spell?
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| Red Mage |
She's blind, why would she bother?
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| Fighter |
Well, it's hard to appreciate interior design in the dark.
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| Black Mage |
Jeezy chreezy, Fighter!
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| Black Mage |
Did they drop you on the head as a child? Often?
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| Fighter |
Hm...
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| Flashback to Fighter's Childhood
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| Kid Fighter |
Mmm! Power lines and paint chips! My childhood rocks!
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| Back to present
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| Fighter |
Nope, why?
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| Black Mage |
Never mind.
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| Black Mage |
Even your idiocy can't depress me today. My imagination is aflame with thoughts of meeting that stupid blind Matoya so I can exact some sweet stabbity revenge for her stupid, stinky nightmare poison. And she'll never see it coming either. Get it! Never see it comin'! 'Cause she's blind! And dumb! And ugly!
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| The lights turn on with a "click".
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| Matoya |
Hiya!
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| Black Mage |
And compassionate and interesting and smart enough to know when you're kidding, and is never fooled by Fighter's amazing ventriloquism skill.
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