I Think Red Mage Got His Game Universes Mixed Up
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| Red Mage |
I resent being turned into a frog without being allowed a fortitude check against your Polymorph: Other spell.
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| Matoya |
Polywhat? It's a frog spell, boy. The fact that you're a frog now should tip you off.
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| Red Mage |
I have my rights. I want a fortitude check.
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| Matoya |
Do I have to do anything?
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| Red Mage |
No.
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| Matoya |
Whatever floats your lily.
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| Red Mage rolls a 20 sided die, and turns back to normal.
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| Red Mage |
HA! Your pitiful magics are no match for my superior saving--
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| KZAT!
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| Red Mage has been turned into a frog again by Matoya.
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| Matoya |
That a fact, Skippy?
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| Thief |
Maybe you should shut up? Just a thought.
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| Red Mage |
Phooey.
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| Black Mage |
The secrets of this transformative magic will be mine! I don't care how many teammates I have to sacrifice for it either.
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| Fighter |
If we can hear your internal monologue, then it isn't.
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| Black Mage |
Oh, human sacrifice. Is there anything you can't do?
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| Fighter |
Still hear ya.
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