View source for Episode 310: Mo' Like Dork Warriors

{{Episodes
|Number=310
|Episode=Episode 310
|Title=Mo' Like Dork Warriors
|Image=Episode_310.png
|Size=225px
|Caption=What Could Have Been...
|Date=July 19, 2003
|Previous=Episode 309: Layin' Down the Rules
|Next=Episode 311: Legal Dispute
|Link=http://www.nuklearpower.com/2003/07/19/episode-310-mo-like-dork-warriors/}}

'''Oh Well, It Was Too Awesome To Be True Anyway'''

==Cast Appearing==
* [[Garland]]
* [[Bikke]]
* [[Drizz'l]]

==Setting==
[[Temple of Fiends]]

==Script==
{{Script}}
{{Bikke|Bah! '''I''' should be the leader. I'm the only one with leadership experience.}}
{{Drizz'l|Hold it!}}
{{Drizz'l|Weren't you telling me about how you sacrificed your crew and ship for a treasure you couldn't even enjoy because you left it '''on''' the ship?}}
{{Bikke|Be ye havin' a point?}}
{{Drizz'l|Only that your tenure as a leader is punctuated by incompetent acts of treachery.}}
{{Bikke|Aye, but if'n I be a treacherous leader, wouldn't ye rather I be '''bad''' at it?}}
{{Drizz'l|You make a compelling if '''idiotic''' case.}}
{{Garland2|It doesn't matter anyway 'cause I'm the leader. So there. Nya.}}
{{Bikke|Alas...}}
{{Narrative|A logo for "The Pirates of Dark Warriors" is shown, with Garland, Bike, and Drizz'l posing as pirates.}}
{{Bikke|Live the dream, Bikke. Live the dream.}}
|}

[[Category:Comic Scripts 301-400]]
[[Category:Garland Appearances]]
[[Category:Bikke Appearances]]
[[Category:Drizz'l Appearances]]