Thief's Contracts Ensure He's Prepared For Any and Every Contingency
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
Matoya's Cave
Script[]
| Matoya |
Okay, 200 gil each for the return of my magic crystal. Just like we agreed.
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| Fighter, Black Mage, & Red Mage |
Score!
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| Thief |
Now for the Light Warrior tax. As per your contracts, all of you owe me 115% of everything you earn.
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| Black Mage |
But.
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| Red Mage |
I sense a con coming on. I can smell it in Thief's brain.
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| Thief |
Of course, it's mathematically impossible for you to pay that much, but the First Bank of Thief is willing to let that slide. For a fee.
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| Black Mage |
But.
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| Thief |
To be determined later.
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| Black Mage |
But.
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| Thief |
And then inflated when no one's looking.
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| Black Mage |
I call for a vote of no confidence!
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| Red Mage |
Can we do that?
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| Thief |
Sure, if it'll make you feel better. But keep in mind that I get a veto.
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| Black Mage |
Ha! There's three of us and one of you. I think we've got that covered, thanks. All those in favor of ousting stupid thief, say "aye"!
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| Fighter |
Aye!
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| Black Mage |
Aye!
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| Red Mage |
Aye!
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| Thief |
Veto, veto, veto. The vote of no confidence is denied.
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| Red Mage |
What!? How?
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| Thief |
I get a veto on every vote. Each of you got a vote, so I vetoed them all.
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| Black Mage |
Er, I don't think that's how a veto works, Thief.
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| Thief |
Let's see what Paragraph 84-B has to say about it.
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| Paragraph 84-B simply says "Yes it is." Black Mage stares at it in disbelief.
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| Black Mage |
That's not fair! This section is labeled "The All-Purpose Prove The Wrong Clause"! Hell, Paragraph 84-A just says "No it isn't."
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| Thief |
That way I've got all my bases covered.
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| Thief |
Pretty smart of me, huh?
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| Black Mage |
Smart like an ass hole.
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