8-Bit Theater | |
Episode 313 | |
Lawninja, ATTACK! | |
Wrongful Prosecution | |
Date Published | Tuesday, July 29, 2003 |
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Thief's Anti-Ripoff Countermeasure Gets A Little... Sidetracked
Cast Appearing[]
- Thief
- Matoya
- Black Mage Evilwizardington (Background)
- Lawninja (Background)
- Fighter McWarrior
- Red Mage Statscowski
Setting[]
Script[]
Matoya | You're looking awfully smug for someone who just found out he isn't half the con artist he thought he was. |
Thief | That's because I know something you don't know. |
Matoya | And what would that be? |
Thief | If I told you, then you'd know. |
Matoya | That's what I was shooting for. |
Thief | Let's just say there's a surprise lying in wait for you. |
Matoya | Oh, dear me, but I don't like surprises. |
In the background, one of Thief's lawninja attacks Black Mage | |
Thief | That's a shame beacuse you can be assured you'll never see this coming. |
Matoya | I hope for the sake of your surprise that it or they do not run into one of my many security surprises. One false step in this cave could spell total organ implosion. |
Thief | You're bluffing. |
Matoya | Am I? |
Thief | Regardless. My surprise will surely outwit your puny machinatios. Such is his limitless guile. |
Matoya | I await the arrival and subsequent termination of your surprise with great anticipation. |
Thief | Same here. 'Cause he really should've gotten here by now. |
Matoya | Missing accomplices, eh? That's a sure sign of a tripped organ implosion trap. |
Meanwhile, elsehwere in Matoya's Cave... | |
Fighter | (compressed from having tripped an organ implosion trap) You know a cure spell, right? |
Red Mage | This is so out of my league, it ain't funny. Ick. |
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