Episode 313: Wrongful Prosecution

Thief's Anti-Ripoff Countermeasure Gets A Little... Sidetracked

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Matoya	You're looking awfully smug for someone who just found out he isn't half the con artist he thought he was.
Thief	That's because I know something you don't know.
Matoya	And what would that be?
Thief	If I told you, then you'd know.
Matoya	That's what I was shooting for.
Thief	Let's just say there's a surprise lying in wait for you.
Matoya	Oh, dear me, but I don't like surprises.
In the background, one of Thief's lawninja attacks Black Mage
Thief	That's a shame beacuse you can be assured you'll never see this coming.
Matoya	I hope for the sake of your surprise that it or they do not run into one of my many security surprises. One false step in this cave could spell total organ implosion.
Thief	You're bluffing.
Matoya	Am I?
Thief	Regardless. My surprise will surely outwit your puny machinatios. Such is his limitless guile.
Matoya	I await the arrival and subsequent termination of your surprise with great anticipation.
Thief	Same here. 'Cause he really should've gotten here by now.
Matoya	Missing accomplices, eh? That's a sure sign of a tripped organ implosion trap.
Meanwhile, elsehwere in Matoya's Cave...
Fighter	(compressed from having tripped an organ implosion trap) You know a cure spell, right?
Red Mage	This is so out of my league, it ain't funny. Ick.

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