Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
Plains outside Matoya's Cave
Script[]
| Fighter |
So how are we going to get back to Elfland?
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| Fighter |
The trip back was long and perilous, but I don't remember anything about it.
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| Red Mage |
Which is a shame 'cause I'd love to know how we got across the Adli Sea without a boat. Or losing any limbs or valued team members.
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| Thief |
Ha! The private sector can always be counted upon to come to the rescue as long as there's a sucker with a dollar to spend. Look!
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| Thief is looking at a store called "Jeff's Discount Deathtraps (Not to be confused with actual airships)"
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| Thief |
That looks like a fine establishment!
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| Black Mage |
You're being ironic right?
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| Thief |
Irony is so turn of the century. IF you doubt my claims, check out that reputable business across the street.
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| Across the street is another store called "Akbar's Airships (Not Deathtraps)"
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| Akbar |
C'mon!
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| Thief |
Personally, I'd sooner trust the deathtrap that's honest about its nature.
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| Black Mage |
I shouldn't have to live in a world where all the good points are horrible ones.
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| Jeff |
Howdy, boys! I'm Jeff, the proprietor of this deathtrap dealership. We've got all the latest model deathtraps.
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| Ka-Foom!
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| Jeff |
Though the '97 model does tend to jump the gun, as you can see.
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