| Red Mage |
If elves and dwarves get along so famously, then isn't it dangerous for you to lead us into the Dwarf Kingdom?
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| Black Mage |
And more to the point isn't it dangerous for us to appear sympathetic to an elf?
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| Thief |
Technically, yes. But all elves know that all dwarves are stupid. That, combined with my innate ability as a thief to be a master of disguise, guarantees that we'll be safe and undetected forever.
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| Black Mage |
Hm, a disguise, eh?
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| Red Mage |
Why, a plan so simple couldn't possibly fail us!
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| Fighter |
(thinking) Thief may be able to hide his goofy lookin' ears and his stupid pointy shoes, but he still smells like an elf!
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| Fighter |
(thinking) Surely such an outdoorsy odor would immediately offend the stink-palette of any dwarf!
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| Black Mage |
Maybe it's just the fact that we're going with a plan that relies entirely on the stupidity of other people instead of our own supposed genius, but I agree with RM on this one.
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| Fighter |
(thinking) I'd better tell them--but do I dare give up the Quiet Game when the vaguely defined terms for winning are no doubt so close at hand?
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| Thief |
Any objections?
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| Black Mage |
(thinking of White Mage clutching a hammer) I prefer to objectify. Heh.
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| Thief |
Then it's settled. We're going with Plan: Guaranteed Victory!
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| Black Mage |
Wow, with a name like that, we can't lose. Ever!
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| Red Mage |
Onward, good fellows!
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| Fighter |
(thinking) Oh, what tangled webs we weave when first we play the Quiet Game!
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