| Black Mage |
Y'know, we're getting awfully lcose to Dwarven territory.
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| Thief |
Yeah, heading into the Dwarf Kingdom will do that.
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| Black Mage |
I mean you're lookin' awfully elfish.
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| Thief |
Oh, that. Well, I suppose now is as good a time as any, but I'll need some help.
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| Black Mage |
Yeah? Well, I'll see if I can scare up someone who gives half a shi- (grabbed by Thief) Hey!
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| A cloud of dust ensues.
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| Black Mage |
Hey! Son of a! Ouch! That doesn't go there!
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| Thief |
Well, that does.
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| Black Mage |
Watch it!
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| Thief and Black Mage have switched heads.
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| Thief |
Done.
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| Black Mage |
Hm, that's a pretty good disguise. Damn handsome too.
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| Thief |
I thought you might think so.
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| Black Mage |
Won't our group look a little out of the ordinary with two dark wizards?
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| Beat
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| Thief |
Oh, that won't be a problem. Trust me.
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| Red Mage |
(in his Deborah dress) Well, are we goin' or what?
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| Black Mage |
Why? Just... Just why?
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| Red Mage |
What? I thought we were disguising ourselves.
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| Thief |
Is that the same dress from...?
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| Red Mage |
Maybe it is. What's it to you, Dad?
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| Thief |
Um...
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| Black Mage |
This is why the dysfunctional hero trend needs to get over itself.
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| Red Mage |
You can't ignore me forever! I have feelings!
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| Thief |
I could not agree more.
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