8-Bit Theater
Episode 374
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So Many Valid Points
Date Published Thursday January 20th, 2004
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Red Mage further claims victory.

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  • Outside 667 Darkness Lane


Red Mage Well, now that you have been summarily defeated, we demand--
Vilbert How can you claim that as a legitimate defeat?!
Red Mage Rather simply.
Red Mage I have a forebrain, my ability for abstract thought allows for all kinds of things.
Vilbert There are no dice in Rock, Paper, Scissors.
Red Mage I'd like to direct your attention to the Air Bud Clause.
Red Mage There is no rule specifically stating that dice are not valid choices. So there.
Vilbert That's madness.
Red Mage That's Air Bud.
Vilbert I don't know where Larry got you guys, but he really should have asked if you knew anything about LARP.
Vilbert It's about shedding your self, becoming a whole new entity!
Why, take me for example.
In real life, I'm a snobbish wannabe.
In LARP, I'm an elitist hanger-on!
But my poetry is just as brilliant in both my lives.
Black Mage We've indulged Fruitcake here for long enough.
Vilbert Oh, but I do ever so love being indulged. I'm a Goth, you see, I thrive on the attention of others--
Vilbert Though they be the very same people whom I mercilessly mock for not understanding me!
Black Mage Yes, fine. More indulging. Let's play your stupid game then. Ready?
Black Mage stabs vilbert in the face and neck.
Black Mage Rock, Paper, Scissors in the eye!