8-Bit Theater | |
Episode 374 | |
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So Many Valid Points | |
Date Published | Thursday January 20th, 2004 |
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Red Mage further claims victory.
Cast Appearing[]
- Vilbert Von Vampire
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Fighter McWarrior
- Thief
Setting[]
- Outside 667 Darkness Lane
Script[]
Red Mage | Well, now that you have been summarily defeated, we demand-- |
Vilbert | How can you claim that as a legitimate defeat?! |
Red Mage | Rather simply. |
Red Mage | I have a forebrain, my ability for abstract thought allows for all kinds of things. |
Vilbert | There are no dice in Rock, Paper, Scissors. |
Red Mage | I'd like to direct your attention to the Air Bud Clause. |
Red Mage | There is no rule specifically stating that dice are not valid choices. So there. |
Vilbert | That's madness. |
Red Mage | That's Air Bud. |
Vilbert | I don't know where Larry got you guys, but he really should have asked if you knew anything about LARP. |
Vilbert | It's about shedding your self, becoming a whole new entity! Why, take me for example. In real life, I'm a snobbish wannabe. In LARP, I'm an elitist hanger-on! But my poetry is just as brilliant in both my lives. |
Black Mage | We've indulged Fruitcake here for long enough. |
Vilbert | Oh, but I do ever so love being indulged. I'm a Goth, you see, I thrive on the attention of others-- |
Vilbert | Though they be the very same people whom I mercilessly mock for not understanding me! |
Black Mage | Yes, fine. More indulging. Let's play your stupid game then. Ready? |
Black Mage stabs vilbert in the face and neck. | |
Black Mage | Rock, Paper, Scissors in the eye! |