Episode 374: So Many Valid Points

	8-Bit Theater
	Episode 374
	So Many Valid Points
Date Published	Thursday January 20th, 2004
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Red Mage further claims victory.

Cast AppearingEdit

Red Mage	Well, now that you have been summarily defeated, we demand--
Vilbert	How can you claim that as a legitimate defeat?!
Red Mage	Rather simply.
Red Mage	I have a forebrain, my ability for abstract thought allows for all kinds of things.
Vilbert	There are no dice in Rock, Paper, Scissors.
Red Mage	I'd like to direct your attention to the Air Bud Clause.
Red Mage	There is no rule specifically stating that dice are not valid choices. So there.
Vilbert	That's madness.
Red Mage	That's Air Bud.
Vilbert	I don't know where Larry got you guys, but he really should have asked if you knew anything about LARP.
Vilbert	It's about shedding your self, becoming a whole new entity! Why, take me for example. In real life, I'm a snobbish wannabe. In LARP, I'm an elitist hanger-on! But my poetry is just as brilliant in both my lives.
Black Mage	We've indulged Fruitcake here for long enough.
Vilbert	Oh, but I do ever so love being indulged. I'm a Goth, you see, I thrive on the attention of others--
Vilbert	Though they be the very same people whom I mercilessly mock for not understanding me!
Black Mage	Yes, fine. More indulging. Let's play your stupid game then. Ready?
Black Mage stabs vilbert in the face and neck.
Black Mage	Rock, Paper, Scissors in the eye!

8-Bit Theater
Episode 374

So Many Valid Points
Date Published	Thursday January 20th, 2004
Previous Comic	Propaganda Posters of Vana'diel
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